Premium THCa Flower - Zlurpee


Indica-Dominant18.1% THCa, .00007% CBD, 0.001% CBG, .6% CBGaIndoor GrownZlurpee is a Indica leaning hybrid of Granddaddy Purple, Bubba Kush, and Sherbert, offering vibrant, fruity candy terpene notes atop a smooth, herbal foundation. It delivers a juicy, sweet flavor experience reminiscent...

  • Real hemp-derived THC — no synthetic cannabinoids
  • Lab tested with published COAs
  • Farm Bill compliant — under 0.3% Delta-9 THC

Size
$32.99

30 day money back gaurantee* Ships discreetly via USPS with your regular mail.

Lab Testing

Every batch is third-party lab tested for potency and purity. Click below to view the certificates of analysis.

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Shipping & Delivery

shipping

First Class (3-5 business days)
Priority (2-3 business days)

  • No signature is required upon receival.
  • Orders can take up to 48 hours for processing and fulfillment. NOTE: Delays may occur in this process.
  • Orders are processed during our regular business hours (9am-5pm EST). Orders placed Friday after 5pm EST will be filled the following Monday.
  • We are closed Saturdays, Sundays, and Major Holidays.
  • USPS is responsible for the safe delivery of packages.

returns and exchanges

  • Contact us immediately if there are any issues with an order.
  • Refunds and exchanges are subject to a return of the original product and a 20% restocking fee at our discretion.
  • An item must be returned or exchanged within 15 days of the day the package is marked as delivered by USPS.
  • Return items in their original unopened packages.

FAQ

Questions? We've got answers.

THCa (tetrahydrocannabinolic acid) is a non-intoxicating cannabinoid found naturally in cannabis. It's the precursor to Delta-9 THC — cannabis plants produce THCa in their raw state, and it converts to THC when heated.

On a federal level, THCa is permitted as long as the product contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight (Farm Bill compliant). State laws vary — check your state's stance before ordering.

First Class shipping takes 3-7 business days; Priority takes 2-5. Orders process within 48 hours. We suggest ordering Sunday-Wednesday for potential same-week delivery.

Yes. We ship through USPS and your order arrives with your regular daily mail in a plain, discreet package. No signature required.

reviews

Don't take our word for it.

Rated by verified customers

★★★★★

“Pretty good, especially for direct to door no signature required delivery. It hits decently and tastes good a nice citrus taste mixed with a mild earthy notes inhale then a strong lemon peel exhale with hints of gas which blend into a musky aroma and flavor. And finally and probably most importantly, it’s lab tested, be safe & smoke up my friends.”

Eddie M✓ Verified Buyeron Premium THCa Flower
★★★★★

“Fucking gas, 9/10, hits super smooth, even as a new smoker this didn’t make me cough at all. (By new i mean pre 1 year stage not like 2 weeks lmao)”

Paul K✓ Verified Buyeron THCa badder
★★★★★

“Tastes amazing and hits great”

Mark L✓ Verified Buyeron THCa Badder

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